Steve Murphy is a Canadian news anchor. He is the former anchor of weekday editions of CTV News at 6:00Â p.m. on the stations of CTV Atlantic.
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{"type":"general","setup":"How do you make a tissue dance?","punchline":"You put a little boogie on it.","id":2}
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{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"Cats purr at the same frequency as an idling diesel engine, about 26 cycles per second.","length":87}