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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"All cats have three sets of long hairs that are sensitive to pressure - whiskers, eyebrows,and the hairs between their paw pads.","length":128}
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Opus 69 (69æ¨‚ç« ) is the sixth studio album by Taiwanese singer-songwriter David Tao, released August 21, 2009.
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