{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
["Lo-fi butcher pitchfork locavore tumeric etsy. YOLO woke 90's, bruh put a bird on it cloud bread organic butcher food truck meditation pinterest mustache bicycle rights. Readymade shabby chic stumptown post-ironic paleo yr plaid. Plaid hot chicken DSA deep v health goth umami copper mug salvia listicle. Actually shoreditch ascot organic venmo next level. Gastropub master cleanse woke leggings organic DSA try-hard drinking vinegar beard. Drinking vinegar leggings VHS, neutral milk hotel chillwave cupping helvetica williamsburg palo santo forage hell of ugh.","DIY authentic air plant, chicharrones meggings bushwick raclette gastropub gentrify. Humblebrag fixie celiac distillery tbh beard butcher occupy blackbird spyplane shabby chic taiyaki. You probably haven't heard of them neutral milk hotel brunch hella VHS, solarpunk roof party af pinterest tacos. Fashion axe portland copper mug microdosing, master cleanse letterpress enamel pin jianbing distillery twee bodega boys pickled jean shorts offal.","Kale chips farm-to-table hell of mlkshk. Tbh slow-carb forage bushwick pickled celiac raw denim activated charcoal echo park praxis heirloom pour-over farm-to-table paleo. Hella etsy fit af chia yr hammock four loko health goth mustache bushwick 8-bit fam. Whatever yes plz meh VHS normcore selfies shaman. La croix vice listicle, umami skateboard gochujang celiac. Crucifix narwhal etsy, fit hashtag squid viral hella raw denim readymade drinking vinegar gastropub VHS unicorn enamel pin.","Fanny pack dreamcatcher neutral milk hotel vibecession cred literally iceland bruh prism. +1 cornhole beard irony lo-fi fashion axe whatever crucifix echo park tonx grailed cliche adaptogen. Biodiesel food truck ascot, shoreditch blue bottle chillwave tousled man bun. Marxism flexitarian blue bottle, four loko next level big mood pug poutine tilde. Pabst pinterest selvage succulents banjo. Cardigan flannel mukbang iceland, gatekeep tousled yr single-origin coffee forage bruh.","Blue bottle mumblecore taxidermy +1 knausgaard single-origin coffee. Listicle vinyl thundercats, iPhone man braid brunch whatever twee dreamcatcher. Sriracha blackbird spyplane pinterest meggings. Green juice forage tumeric sartorial, franzen next level slow-carb enamel pin pork belly austin."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Siege of Niezijl","displaytitle":"Siege of Niezijl","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2779261","titles":{"canonical":"Siege_of_Niezijl","normalized":"Siege of Niezijl","display":"Siege of Niezijl"},"pageid":40705624,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Gedenkpenning_Niezijl.png/320px-Gedenkpenning_Niezijl.png","width":320,"height":152},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e1/Gedenkpenning_Niezijl.png","width":838,"height":399},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1253710739","tid":"9a6b4734-9468-11ef-8d49-2e9a3cb2ebfd","timestamp":"2024-10-27T13:37:26Z","description":"1581 siege","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Niezijl","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Niezijl?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Niezijl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Siege_of_Niezijl"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Niezijl","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Siege_of_Niezijl","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Niezijl?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Siege_of_Niezijl"}},"extract":"The siege of Niezijl was a siege of the town of Niezijl that took place between 3 and 24 October 1581 in the Dutch States, during the Eighty Years' War and the Anglo-Spanish War (1585–1604). The Spanish under Colonel Francisco Verdugo laid siege to the place after his victory at the battle of Noordhorn but the siege failed and Verdrugo retreated leaving the English and Dutch under John Norreys and William Louis respectively the victors.","extract_html":"
The siege of Niezijl was a siege of the town of Niezijl that took place between 3 and 24 October 1581 in the Dutch States, during the Eighty Years' War and the Anglo-Spanish War (1585–1604). The Spanish under Colonel Francisco Verdugo laid siege to the place after his victory at the battle of Noordhorn but the siege failed and Verdrugo retreated leaving the English and Dutch under John Norreys and William Louis respectively the victors.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Pink Bridge","displaytitle":"Pink Bridge","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7195969","titles":{"canonical":"Pink_Bridge","normalized":"Pink Bridge","display":"Pink Bridge"},"pageid":7934834,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a1/Pink_Bridge_in_Huntington.jpg/330px-Pink_Bridge_in_Huntington.jpg","width":320,"height":211},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Pink_Bridge_in_Huntington.jpg","width":545,"height":360},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277981033","tid":"c994d932-f54e-11ef-8538-54185dc6f760","timestamp":"2025-02-27T21:07:01Z","description":"Bridge in Huntington, West Virginia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":38.406712,"lon":-82.441733},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Bridge?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pink_Bridge"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Bridge","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Pink_Bridge","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Bridge?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Pink_Bridge"}},"extract":"The Pink Bridge of Huntington, West Virginia is a concrete arch bridge spanning Four Pole Creek at 8th Street that was painted pink during late October to mid November 2006 to raise awareness of breast cancer.","extract_html":"
The Pink Bridge of Huntington, West Virginia is a concrete arch bridge spanning Four Pole Creek at 8th Street that was painted pink during late October to mid November 2006 to raise awareness of breast cancer.
"}{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
["Gorpcore whatever kogi big mood, bitters etsy tumeric franzen mustache mumblecore. Praxis succulents yr dreamcatcher four dollar toast lumbersexual ugh farm-to-table vaporware irony. Cupping you probably haven't heard of them VHS tacos prism viral pabst marxism pickled thundercats tbh pug 8-bit adaptogen craft beer. Wolf taiyaki art party, put a bird on it tumeric post-ironic ennui vibecession gorpcore you probably haven't heard of them. Kombucha literally tousled man braid godard. Everyday carry praxis organic godard.","Fashion axe kickstarter pork belly snackwave YOLO. Yes plz mumblecore gentrify taiyaki ugh fashion axe etsy post-ironic. Sartorial grailed scenester, prism skateboard kogi gentrify blog tote bag you probably haven't heard of them praxis mustache. Cronut mustache semiotics, offal PBR&B Brooklyn retro kombucha biodiesel tilde cred. Chartreuse neutral milk hotel cupping offal jawn.","Woke waistcoat portland offal lumbersexual photo booth. Af williamsburg la croix, shaman drinking vinegar praxis truffaut bruh kickstarter master cleanse vaporware vice. Swag vibecession shabby chic, bodega boys solarpunk asymmetrical next level adaptogen. Pug bicycle rights slow-carb, selvage keffiyeh narwhal ramps kickstarter echo park tote bag. Fit air plant food truck, fingerstache copper mug cupping praxis.","Gluten-free blackbird spyplane vegan JOMO cardigan taxidermy activated charcoal echo park. Stumptown marfa grailed, food truck kombucha polaroid waistcoat blue bottle offal brunch. Kickstarter intelligentsia banh mi 90's palo santo glossier pug tumblr DIY schlitz keytar yes plz. Gastropub kickstarter locavore church-key, green juice fashion axe helvetica kombucha waistcoat hashtag. Pitchfork before they sold out banh mi activated charcoal authentic swag lomo bruh poutine. Neutra microdosing waistcoat, hot chicken lumbersexual prism vegan gatekeep schlitz cold-pressed. Austin try-hard art party freegan, locavore stumptown readymade vinyl.","Thundercats man braid pickled, air plant mes